Friday, March 11, 2011

NO, OR AT LEAST NOT RIGHT NOW

Scientists at the Weizmann institute in Israel have discovered that female tears, based on an emotional reaction, reduce sexual arousal in men. Dr. Sobel from the institute explains: “Basically we found that it’s a chemically conditioned signal indicating no or at least not right now.” Unfortunately, they weren’t able to measure the effect of men’s tears on women because they couldn’t collect enough tears from their male volunteers. So basically ladies if you think “no” or at least “not right now,” then think of that bit in Last of the Mohicans when Jodhi May jumps off a cliff. And guys, what the hell is wrong with you people? Bambi's mother died, she's never coming back! You could at least shed one tiny little tear!

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