ROYAL WEDDING TIP NUMBER ONE

Being in the market myself these days, I thought it might be nice to pass on a few wedding tips to Wills and Kate. Like any couple, they're keen to make their big day special so what better way to make a splash at Westminster than to hire a celebrity minister? It will cost you just a snip at $5,000 to hire Tori Spelling for the big day. Spelling is no novice, having officiated at a same-sex union when she ran bed and breakfast Chateau La Rue. She said, "It was so beautiful as I united Tony and Dex as life partners in love. They wrote their own beautiful vows and there was so much love surrounding them that there wasn't a dry eye in the driveway!" Maybe she could help Will and Kate write their own vows?