Just when you thought that people were normal, something like this happens - MerCon, a mermaid convention "celebrating all the mermaid realm has to offer" happening in Las Vegas this summer. 1,000 mermaids, mermen and spooky people who like half naked girls with tails have already signed up to attend the show and awards ceremony. There are 15 different categories of awards including best environmental mermaid, best YouTube mermaid and youngest mermaid. Highlight of the show will be the appearance of professional mermaid Hannah Fraser. Speaking to reporters last week about her work, Hannah said, "It definitely ignites some sort of primordial return to the human soup." What is human soup Hannah? It sounds like something you'd find on a cannibal's menu and probably not something you should be swimming around in dressed up like a complete ninny.
I can't stop laughing about the "human soup."
ReplyDeletethe writer of this article sounds like a complete douche with zero imagination..
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